I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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