Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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