i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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