We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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