'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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