oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
So squirting runs in the family.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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