Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
how drunk are you?
Several
try to milk me bitch
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
