Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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