I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
