Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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