id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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