i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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