At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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