she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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