but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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