That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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