you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
