We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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