so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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