is your mom at the bar?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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