I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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