But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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