What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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