i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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