Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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