Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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