what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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