Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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