My nipple is on Facebook.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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