I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Oh Jesus.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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