I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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