Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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