Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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