sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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