That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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