I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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