your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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