My vagina just recognized that song.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Who died my cat blue again?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
