I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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