Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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