at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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