I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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