Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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