i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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