seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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