I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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