Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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