Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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