Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Your penis caused this!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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