i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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