he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.