is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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