He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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