Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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