we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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